the fukc is thi siht | duh fukc ais thi siht

the fuck is this shit | da fuk is dis shet

yu notice ai wall uv text n twitch chat n yur hamd instinctively goes t teh mouse. yu scroll up t stahp teh chat elevator n raed teh pasta, indulging n ets delights... yu soon realize dat tis pasta conveys no information nor iz particularly witty or fany. nevertheless, yu drag yur mouse across, hit ctrl+c, ten ctrl+v n press enter

Chicken nugget wrap is the best | chikn nugget wrap ais da best

dear jzuz plz halp mah flend dae tu pas her exams end git ai gud score soh she caen git ai hi paying job n buy meh bier. amen.

wat hapnd! wayt ai second...this mus be wat happens when yu git hit by ai meme...

ISC ticket coming your way. | isc ticket coming yer way.

I did great on sam's quiz, I bet I will do great | ei did greit on sam's quiz, ai bet i wil dew greit

hello you are an asshole | hlelo yu ar an asshole

even trough the hardest of times you will still have swag | even trough teh hardest ef tiems yu wil still heiv swag

Well think of something | wull think uv sumding

is because you are stupid | eis bcuz yuu ar stoopid

jajaja look this is better than your english | jajaja lok dis eis bitters thans yor english

You can finally eat ramen in style | u caen finully eat ramen n styel

we will get the easy win guys | we wil git duh easy win guys

nice hook pudge, better luck next time | niec hook pudge, bitters luck nex tiem

this game hurts my feelings | dis gaem hurts mi feelings

thank you for the harm I must go now | thnk yu four da harm ai mus go nao

you smart you loyal you a genius | yuu smart u loyal yu ai genius

"Worrying is a waste of time, no matter what happens." | "worrying eis ai waste ef tiem, no maddr wot happens."